Sunday 10 March 2013

Pathogens and stuffs.

Hi guys, first off, a little thank you, this blog has only been going for about nine weeks now and already it has accumulated around 282 page-views, that's all down to you guys, yeah, I've told a few people about it, but mostly it's just other people spreading the word. But, I'm also a little upset, as 282 page-views aren't likely to come from a different person every time, it's more likely to be a few people(by my calculators reckoning between 28.2 and 31.3 of you depending how many posts you count) repeatedly coming here and checking this out, now, that's great and all, but I've only got three followers, now, I'm not sure if you can see it, but there is a little icon, somewhere to the right of the page that says "Follow By Email" or something to that effect, so, why aren't you following?

Anyways, I'm ill, well, was, I still am, but I'm pretty much better to be honest. This weekend hasn't been the best for me, first of all, I was really ill, which is unusual for me, my immune system is quite good normally. But yeah, a day of coughing, sneezing, feeling dead, barely eating, and sitting on the sofa watching Comedy Central with a blanket on, could it get any better? Well, in some respects yes, but most, no, you may remember last week we played the Quarter final for the Plate in lacrosse? Well, that got cancelled because Rochdale "Ground was flooded, it was dangerous to play..." In other words, they couldn't get a team and they didn't want to forfeit. Anyway, as I was dead yesterday, I wasn't going to play, and now it's been postponed until next week, so I can play, yeah!! Huzzah, however you wanna put it!

And, I believe I have just lost a load of friends to immaturity... Apparently calling someone slow is grounds for planning Mitchell Hunting Season, well, talk about overreaction.

Anyway, I'm off, I'm bored and need to enjoy something for once, since I'm in a mood with my friends over hunting season, I'm not talking to them.

Bye, and as always, if you want regular updates follow my Twitter @Mitchell_Tobin

Bye, have a nice week.


Sunday 3 March 2013

Legally allowed to watch 15's.

Hi, first news, I'm 15 as of last Wednesday, 27th if you were wondering. And now I'm legally allowed to see 15's at the cinema, which we did yesterday, me and my friends went to see Mama. I went with friends, left without any... Seriously, why the hell did I let them talk me into that? I'm normally so good with peer pressure. But, no I chose that day to not assert my authority, what little I have of it.

In other news, we got into the finals of the Plate play-offs in lacrosse, then the NEMLA (North of England Mens Lacrosse Association) decided to put in more teams so we have to play another round, so, we only actually won the Quarter Finals, when we'd already played and won the Semi's... Now, due to this, they've put in some quite hard teams which we don't stand much of a chance against, and what were the teams like we faced before this new rule you ask, beatable as hell. Well, guess who didn't get out of bed much today? You were wrong, I did actually get out of bed, I'm not lazy. (Well, I am, but that's not the point)

\(This is here because I'm being held at gunpoint) I have a friend, called Joe, he is one of the 'friends' that pushed me to go and see Mama yesterday, he is small, like 4 foot, and is really obsessed with his hair, seriously if you touch it he stresses out.

I have another friend called Amy, she couldn't come to the party, she "Wasn't in the mood". She also is quite small and is obsessed with Toby Turner, Tobuscus, who's birthday it is today. (She's crazy in a good way)

Kate, is the last friend who I will be mentioning today. She thinks I am deeply in love with Joe. She is adamant that she has a penis (We're all worried she may not be joking) and well, that's all there is to say about her really, she's quite nice, sometimes...

Exam time people, that means mocks for us, because they scrapped modular courses, yeah, good going government. Seriously though, why, it's a bad idea, you want less people admitted to hospital with sress-related illnesses, you just tripled that number.

Well, I think that's all, so bye, and as always, follow this blog, and if you want more regular updates, follow me on Twitter, but not real life, @Mitchell_Tobin

Bye, have a nice week, it was nice having you read/listen to this...

Sunday 24 February 2013

Apologies.

Sorry, the 'image' of my conversation doesn't work, the text showing what was said is blank, I'll try and get it up next week. There doesn't seem to be anyway around this, any suggestions? The comments are below.

Role playing???

Hi guys, this week, I'm gonna talk about a website called Omegle, it's basically a site where you just talk to random strangers, literally, you don't need an account or anything, just put in a few interest(which is optional) and you connect to a random stranger with the same interests, some times you find decent people who are on it to make new friends and have a decent conversation, but not always, I sometimes find okay people, and still keep in touch with some of them, but sometimes(more often than not) you'll get a random slutty whore who just wants you to watch her "take her clothes off and rub her clit for you!" it's rather disturbing.

Anyway, there is also a 'Question(Spy)mode option. This is basically where you can ask a question and two people see the question and discuss it, the person asking can see the conversation, but not get involved. Now, some people ask good questions, most just ask for your KIK/Skype ID. But, some people give you a scenario and ask you to role play it... These are highly amusing. I am now going to share with you a scenario and role play that me and a random stranger got given, and role played. (Squesmish and prude people may want to skip this next part...) The internet has changed me, I am now a disgusting prick.


Question: The first person to say something is Harry Potter, the other is Draco Malfoy. You are trapped in the Chamber of Secrets, role-play this.


You: Hey, Draco.
Stranger: We meet again - Potter
You: My wand is bigger than yours.
Stranger: Let me just heat mine up
Stranger: It's sensitive to friction
You: And then we shall duel.
You: To the death, and oh, friction, let me help you with that.
Stranger: No, it's levisuhhhhhh
Stranger: Wingardium Levisaaaaaaaah
Stranger: let me slither in your ass
You: Hey look, a snake.
You: That's pretty cool.
Stranger: So it's just us two huh
You: Crap, I thought it was small, it was just far away.
Stranger: Yeah well, I get that alot
You: Ah, it's getting closer, hold me Draco.
Stranger: Ohh, Harry.
You: Oh look, water, wanna go skinny dipping?
Stranger: I think, that would be most pleasant.
Stranger: Are you taking your G-string off, or swimming with it?
You: Wait, do you mind, I might mess your hair up.
Stranger: No worries
You: Off. I like to be free.
Stranger: I find it most comfortable
You: You?
Stranger: I might just keep it on
You: Let's get going then.
Stranger: *splash*
You: Oh, this is very shallow.
Stranger: Just like your mother's vagina
You: I can still see the end of your knob.
You: My mother's dead.
Stranger: Both?
Stranger: Please do cover up your tip, it's most disturbing
You: And your mother's vagina was shallow, then I put her in a wheel chair
Stranger: AHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: I can't take this shit anymore
Stranger: I'm going to sleep
You: Well, are we going to duel or not. *Raises 'wand'* look, no hands!
Stranger: ..
Stranger: How come it's only white thunder D:
Stranger: That is unpleasant
You: What, this term wasn't in my cupboard's dictionary.
Stranger: I think it's time we escaped this dreadful captivity
You: Urgh, fine, but one question first, if you woke up, and your ass was hurting, would you tell the prefects?
Stranger: You know I wouldn't.
Stranger: I take Ruphylin on a regular basis anyway
Stranger: It's bound to happen sooner or later.
You: Ok, let's go,
You: Are you getting dressed, or are we going to double team Hermione when we get out?
Stranger: I think we should streak naked accross the corridors just for the hell of it.
You: Indeed, I like your style Draco.
Stranger: And infiltrate Hermoine's room for surprise double penetration.
You: I'll take the ass, you take the pussy, let's put her in a wheel chair.
Stranger: Sounds good.
You: Let's go. You first.
Stranger: I'll stick my wand right up your ass like a Dumbledore buttfucking a dragon.
You: And I will enjoy every moment.
Stranger: :')
Stranger: i'm out man



Well guys, that's it, oh wait, guess what guys, it's my b-day on Wednesday, Birthday-Beats huzzah! I'm gonna be in so much pain...

Bye, have a nice week, and as always, if you want more regular updates, follow me on Twitter @Mitchell_Tobin

Sorry, my blogging had to take a quick 5-minute break while I ate cake.

It was my sort-of birthday cake, it had the Batsignal on it. It tasted good, apart from the candle wax. 

Anyway, bye!!

Sunday 17 February 2013

It's the circle of life!

Hi guys, this week a lot has gone down. On Monday I spent the day driving down to London, well Watford actually, to spend all of Tuesday at The Making Of Harry Potter, which I know I was complaining about for a while last week, which was pretty damn good! It was interesting and quite a good day out, although the Butterbeer was cold, it was basically Cream Soda. Big let down. But you could see all of the props, most of the sets and loads of behind the scenes action. They also had a lot of unique merchandise, including Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Bean, which I would recommend only to my worst enemies, they are mainly horrible flavours, however, there is a bacon flavoured one, but it has a bad aftertaste!

Yesterday, Saturday 16th, I went to the Palace Theater to see The Lion King, which was amazing! It was funny and very close to the original Disney film. The only downside was we were sat behind a couple who kept whispering to each other and texting, it ruined the most part of the performance.

Urgh... School tomorrow, after a week off. A week of doing nothing, literally, nothing. This is gonna be so hard, I'm gonna be so tired. Oh well, I get to give in my Lakeside (more about this later) letter and possibly find out if I got on a very special trip to got to a university for three days and two nights, in uni halls, do to chemistry in a lab. Which will give me a great experience as when I am older I would like to be a chemistry teacher, woo!

I have nothing else to discuss, so bye!

As always, if you like this, follow my blog, in the corner over there --> ^ and if you want more regular updates, follow me on Twitter @mitchell_Tobin.

Bye, have a nice week!

Sunday 10 February 2013

Harry Potter Land... Yay!!!

I'm going to Harry Potter Land in London tomorrow! I don't like Harry Potter... Well, actually that's not true, I liked the books, until #5. Then they just started dragging. The films were the same, good until the 5th one. It's a good idea to be honest, just the books weren't written very well, they don't catch and hold your attention very well. The films are the same.

Any way, I have awesome friends, my birthday is coming up and my friends have taken the liberty of organizing a party for me on the Saturday after my birthday! They are awesome, no one has ever done this for me before!

So yeah, my friends are awesome! Joe and John, I love you, no homo!

In other news, I have now confirmed my sister is strange(r than I thought), I went downstairs form my room the other day and found her in the hall with her shoes and coat on almost in tears, bearing in mind we are home alone, so, being a loving brother I ask what's wrong, "My texts aren't sending to Becky!" Becky is her 'soul mate' apparently, I new this was a troubling time for her but new this wasn't the cause of her tears, turns out she was about to embark on her first driving lesson and was really nervous, she actually forced me to stay with her and look out of the dining room window whenever a car drove past! Eventually, the instructor turned up about ten mins late and she left and I went upstairs to continue with Skyrim... (I'm listening to the soundtrack now, it's awesome).

Seriously, I hope some people start asking me to write about things, this is getting harder and harder... shit, is that lightning? Shit, shitshitshitshit! I'm scared, some one hold me?!

God, I hate having the only printer in the house in my room, I am currently talking to you from my bed, I have to move my laptop so people can print... Stupid family! Printing important documents and stuff... Urgh!

Oh, actually, I do have something to talk about, something I think you need to know but I've been putting off for a while. I'm a 9gagger guys, I like to visit 9gag, and call me 9fag all you want, but I am proud to say that. I enjoy the layout of the page and find it quite funny. So, yeah.

Bye guys, as usual if you like this post follow me, tell your friends about me, share the link about and if you want more regular updates follow me on twitter @mitchell_tobin

Bye!

Sunday 3 February 2013

Naked Neighbours.

Hey guys, first of all, you have no idea how close I was to forgetting about this, second, I write these posts as if I am talking to you (my audience) in real life without interruption, hence why sometimes I go of on tangents and what not.

And, for the title and topic of this post, naked neighbours, google chrome keeps telling me that's spelled wrong, anyone know how to change the language? I have a neighbour, who for the purposes of this is named Mr. Across-The-Road, and, well, he likes to walk around the house, and the road and the front garden naked, it's not nice, if he had a 6-pack, like me, it wouldn't be as bad, but his flab rolls all over the place, and if it can get worse, if he's not naked, he's wearing Lycra, Lycra pants as well, so he may as well be naked. Also, he isn't a fan of curtains, or blinds, or towels when he get's out of the shower! I have been mentally scarred by this guy, seriously. But in all seriousness, it would be understandable if he lived alone, nope... He has a wife, an eleven year old son and a 2-4 year old daughter, they are gonna grow up with fears of penis' and chest hair, and flab, and the rest... So, to share my pain, I want you to share with me the tales of terrible neighbours that you may have, post them in the comments and the funniest and/or grossest may get a shout-out!

In personal news, I have an ingrowing toenail. Hell yes! It is the most Godamn painful experience since I broke my arm when I was seven, and I messed up that arm so badly I was in a cast for 9 weeks (ish). But, yeah, that's it in my news, Savlon(Antiseptic cream) and soaking toes for the next couple of weeks and taking it easy in lacrosse, not going well since I played hardcore on Saturday and some fat-ass sat on my foot, and not doing PE.

Bye guys and as usual, follow this if you liked and if you want more regular updates, follow me on Twitter @Mitchell_Tobin. But seriously, follow this blog, it's a little box just above my current followers, Follow By Email, just type in your email, nothing will go wrong or happen, apart from my face lighting up with glee when you do so.

Bye!

P.S. Quick update on my Am I... Jealous post, nothing is going on between my crush and the guy, they're just friends, or so she tells me...

Sunday 27 January 2013

Am I allowed to laugh at this?

Hi guys, to start this post I thought I'd tell you a story which my dad shared with me today.

So, a few weeks ago my Nana/Grandparent fell over and broke her wrist, I can imagine this hurt her quite a lot as I have been through similar experiences, anyway, so she had her cast off today, and in case you weren't aware of the treacherous conditions we've had in Britain, it's pretty damn icy, and on the way out of the hospital, just after having her cast removed on her wrist, she slips and breaks her wrist, seriously, it happened, am I allowed to laugh at this? Please, tell me, this has got to be the most ironic thing ever!

In other news, I have decided to take part in the CREST awards, which is basically a science fair. Me and my two friends, Jonathon and Alex have teamed up to defeat the scum of the other teams! Yeah! We each have to come up with an idea and experiment/other method to prove our hypothesis, which we also have to create. Our idea is testing the realism of superhero's existing (more specifically Batman) by creating realistic interpretations of gadgets and suits. We will be concentrating on Batarangs, and hopefully, we will actually be making some! This is a huge breakthrough, I think we should win the Nobel prize. Seriously, I do. basically we are testing whether a lot of different variables that may affect a Batarang, including; size, depth, alloy/pure metal and design. 

And for today, that's pretty much it. I don't feel that bad about leaving you with a shorter post than normal as I did give you one halfway through last week, so. 

If you liked this post and want more, follow this blog and follow me on Twitter @Mitchell_Tobin 

Bye!

Wednesday 23 January 2013

Am I... Jealous?

Hey guys, urm, this is a little early but I really need your help/advice with something.
Today I saw my crush, who may well be reading this, and one of my friends walking around school for the whole of lunch, like all of it, all 45 minutes of it. And they were just talking, but I started feeling this strange pull in my stomach/intestines, and I'm not sure what to make of it as I have never felt this before, like, ever. And I'm confused because to be honest, I have never liked one girl so much or for so long before either so could I be experiencing jealousy? And here's the other thing, I'm perfectly okay with this happening, but I was still feeling this pull, I'm really confused.

If you have any answers/comments on my predicament, please post in the comments section, thanks!
Also, I will still be posting my usual post on Sunday, this is just a little extra for my benefit!

As per usual, if you like this follow my blog and follow me on Twitter @Mitchell_Tobin

Bye!

Monday 21 January 2013

Year 9 Pt. 2.

Hi guys, first off I just want to apologise for the lateness of this post, it's just that last night, when I was meant to post, I got caught up watching Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, great film if you haven't watched it do, if you haven't watched the other two (The Fellowship Of The Ring and The Two Towers) don't, you won't get the story.

Secondly, the main point of this post, and the meaning of the rather cryptic title, my Year 10 is turning into Year 9 Part 2. In case you were wondering my Year 9 was shit. It was full of rumours bullying and general teasing ( a childish word, but one most will understand and, sadly, witnessed/been a victim of). And here I was thinking that people may have finally matured enough to see that I am a decent person who doesn't deserve any of this, but no, rumours are still circulating general bullying is being practiced and, since it has been snowing a lot, snow ball violence is also rather common. So yeah, people say I'm smart even though I thought people would mature. It's absolutely pathetic, why can't people just fucking understand that I am a good person, I don't deserve this, what have I done? Seriously, what? Oh well,  a day in the life of an average nerd. I'm used to it. *Rant over*.

In other news, like I say, I'm a nerd and I just want to cover one little thing, Nerds and Geeks, are different things! Nerds are smart, generally extroverts, massive gamers and nice non-narcissistic people. Geeks are stupid (Though they think they are Gods gift to knowledge) in to programming and unsocial gits. Geeks meet all of their *Cough cough* ' friends over the Internet, Xbox Live, Facebook Twitter etc. However Nerds have a decent social life and a good sized friendship groups. And as always, there are exceptions to the rule, you can have stupid Nerds and nice Geeks. The rule of attractiveness applies to neither, it is not unknown to get attractive Nerds.

Bye guys, if you like what you read, follow me on this and on Twitter! @Mitchell_Tobin. I'll try to be on time next week, and again, if you want a topic discussing, just leave a comment, bye!


Sunday 13 January 2013

Hey Internet! My name's...

Hello to the people of the Internet(should that be a capital?) my name's Mitchell, and this is my blog! Well, I'm expecting someone to say it, so I may as well, "No shit Sherlock!". Urm, I don't really know what I'm doing here, but I thought if you're gonna be following me on my blog then you should know some things about me. Coming up next is a section on just things about me, next is one of 10 questions a random person has asked me.

My name is Mitchell, I live in England, but I don't have the stereotypical accent, which is sad, feel free to read this blog in that sort of accent though, it is very amusing. I'm 14 years old and am soon to be 15. I live with my Mum (Mom to you Americans) and Dad with 1 sister. I'm known to have the weirdest music taste of anyone, ever, it kind of goes from Adele (Stop laughing) To Skrillex, The Script to Linkin Park and so on and so forth. I've never had a girlfriend, though many times I have tried, I'm just too nice, I get Friendzoned a lot. I'm stuck there on the map of relationships, which I may one day share with you. Also, I'm not an Introvert or an Extrovert, I share qualities of both like I find it easy to talk to people and make friends but I don't like being with big crowds of people and much prefer my own company. As you probably can't guess I am a nerd. Not a Geek, there is a difference, but that is for a different post!

Now for a section of 20 Q's that a randomer on my Facebook friends list has asked me. Bearing in mind that I don't really know her that well or her me.

Q1) Is this really Mitchell, or an Alien?
Mitchell. I am not an alien, or is that just what an alien would say to get you off his back?

Q2) Batman or Spiderman?
On films, Batman, the latest Dark Knight Trilogy kicks ass! On general hero-ness, Batman, do you wanna know why? "He's Batman".

Q3) Favourite music?
Overall? Skrillex, Linkin park or Foster The People. It's hard to decide. On one song? Psy with Gangnam Style has got to win, Or Blink 182 with Miss You.

Q4)Favourite colour/color?
Black. Sorry, not a goth but true.

Q4)Favourite Sport?
Gotta be Lacrosse. No doubt in my mind. No offence to any Football/Soccer players but it was never gonna happen, my Dad hate's me for it but I hate Football/Soccer.

Q5)Favourite Food?
A good meat pie wins this round, that or Steak cooked medium-rare.

Q6) What's the most amount of comments you've ever had on a Facebook post?
29 and counting, my profile picture if you were wondering what it was!

Q7) FPS or RPG (Games)?
I used to be RPG but then I took an arrow in the knee. No, I love both, I am an avid fan of the Halo and Elder Scrolls franchises.

Q8)Who's your best friend?
Sarmad Jonno and Jack, they mean nothing to anyone but me. I won't go into depth but they are all great guys and I am one of the few people who's had the pleasure of meeting them.

Q9)Are you scare of me because I am loud?
Urm, no. You scare me for different reasons...

Q10) Can you type with your nose? Prove it!!
yes i csn ttpe witj my nose... can you?




Bye guys, follow me on Twitter @Mitchell_Tobin and until next time: Goodbye farewell and till next we meet a gentle good morrow!
I think that's Shakespeare but I'm not sure.

P.S. I'm gonna try to do this every week/fortnight, if anyone has any subjects they want discussing then I will be more than happy to oblige and discuss them!!